So Messed Up That I Cant Live My Life As The Village Alchemist, All These Bad Guys Just Keep Kidnapping

DnD creature ide: the uncommoner

Mhmm the sentient dog, that is to say my dog with the intelligence level of a dog

Anyone wanna help me fund the building of a replica of the pyramids right in the center of Texas?

What the fuck, made a sword using my own blood and it's a sword of bisexual slaying? This is messed up

Is froggy not already a human?

Without any hesitation at all

I have the honor of having someone really really cool help me translate this one because a LOT gets lost in google translate. Thank you SO so much @v1x-holo

Alt version under the cut!!

The reference

The really silly alt version I made

Buddy if you're omnipresent that means your in my balls

So this is either laughter or banannaanannanaannana

The cake batter will run with the water of my enemies

IMPORTANT!!!

that is all