Lord The Peasants Are So Loud Today

Stand proud, yuo can cook

Accidentally started writing a Donald x Biden fanfic (edit: UPDATE POSTED ON MY ACC)

And if i accidentally do end up watching smth very sad i cant function for multiple days lmao

NO you absolutely WANT your PLASTIC SURGERY procedures to be done by a PLASTIC SURGEON.

As in someone who is specifically trained in it and does it every day.

Someone who is not specifically trained in pleasing cosmetic results and not actively practicing pleasing cosmetic results is how you get horrifying cosmetic results

I cannot tell you how many episodes of Botched I've seen where someone with a mangled nose job says some shit like "My dentist did 2 for 1 rhinoplasty...."

future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

thinking about middle aged gay love is like. we have a future and we have time

Girl who is perceived as a threat no matter how nice and polite she is

This is both yuri and yaoi

Do you think they've explored each other's bodies