R.I.P To All The Friendships Where We Acted Like Lovers At Some Point, And Now We Barely Talk.

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

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Lana Del Rey attends the 2016 Billboard Power 100 Celebration at Bouchon Beverly Hills on February 12th, 2016

Guys often ask me where to find cruisy spots. Here you go.

http://listings.cruisingforsex.com/united-states-1/

http://www.squirt.org (suggested by hottietindermatches) this is not free

BITCH YOU THOUGHT

the great diamond authority, as drawn by rebecca sugar

@dalia_niqqah looking at the sky !!! (Taken with Instagram)

Do you guys have a tagged page where we can find your videos?

http://alejandropaige.tumblr.com/tagged/alejandropaige

Yumm Korean food! :) (Taken with Instagram at Koreana Grill)