Me In My Cubicle Of My 9-5 Job:

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"these hoes don't be mad at megan, these hoes mad at megan's law"

-Hiss (Megan Thee Stallion) AHHH

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i just want y'all to know my lil routine when i post these. around 8 i get ready for bed, afterwards i lay in my room and read 20-25 pages from whatever book i'm currently reading (rn it's Beautiful World, Where Are You by sally rooney). now, the fun part, i put on my sony headphones and go to reddit. i go r/audiosgonewild. i filter to this months top audios. I LISTEN TO PORN. and find cute little pictures that (sometimes) follow certain color themes and find (usually write my own) cute little quotes and post them to tumblr.com. that's what i do. every night.

love you mwah

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this feeling this gives me is what i imagine i make my moots feel every time i post

had a dream that someone suggested the best gender neutral form of address would be Mþ (pronounced Myth) and i immediately said "mith me with that gay shit HEYOOO" and woke up at 4:30am hanging sideways off of my bed

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

I hope bad things happen to evil people

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"so wHY DONT YOU GIVE ME ONE MORE

chAAAAAAANCE"

-Gumball Waterson

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(before we get started i know none of this is whimsigoth but this is the only social media i have to show my trip to yall im so sorry plz dont crucify me)

GOOOOOD nothing like being in a different country and having the urge, no, the NEED to text an ex or flirt and sext, amirite ladies? FUCK.

Also! The red and white striped clothing you see woman wearing in some pictures are called Güipil. They are woven and worn with a traditional skirt (same weaving method is used but an entirely different pattern and style is used for skirts) by the Triqui people, which I am half :)! We are a fascinating group of indigenous Mexicans so if you have any questions please please ask away!! I wanna talk to yall about my people (or you could just google us but i miss you all :( so)

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Purple, color of the intuition

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"I just knew the juice would run down my throat and cure me;

drip down my chin when I bite it again

as if in protest of it's own consumption"

-me (again lol)

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teehee so i have a trip planned for the holidays to visit my family in mexico for 3 months, i haven't seen them for almost 3 years, so i'm very excited!! since i'll be gone for so long, i'm tempted to start a whirlwind romance with someone off the street who i will then disappear on. i'll be leaving them to go through the process of grief, then finding another person to mend their heart, having children with their new partner and telling said children stories of their first real love (me), and lastly they find out (preferably on their deathbed) that i'm still alive. though sadly, one can only hope of becoming such an elusive figure :(

if you want to be apart of that whirlwind romance hit me up. smooches!

-mars<3

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you are NOT my “passenger princess” get off your phone we are Under attack!!!!!!!! you are my gunner; man the weapons and defend our vehicle with your life!!!

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"Someone asked how I feel about Captain Crunch. I'm capable of eating an entire box of it without any milk. It is a sweet taste that is indescribable. Captain Crunch is its own flavour."

-my baby, my husband, my lover, Pedro Pascal

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you know, when i made that post about judge judy, i was really thinking about pedro pascal. ive been his fan since i was a child watching my mom watch law & order and buffy. i grew up thinking people on tv stayed that age (i didnt understand the concept of time) and i was utterly disappointed to find out that he did not wait for me (he didnt stop aging and wont sleep outside his age range, which i guess makes him a good person? but like cmon? its me? the literal love of your life?) if he would have me, i would take care of him in old age. change diapers, give medication, bathe him. i would remind him every day of who he was, every reason i love him, and any memory i could think of to remind him that hes human. that he deserves to be here just as much as anyone, else even in sickness.

now that ive basically wrote out my wet dream, bye! love you!!

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i changed my mind guys whatever's wrong with me really is special and there is no true diagnosis for it. and also im gonna live forever