Ok I Just Had A Thought Remember How In The Journal (that I Now Have By The Way Im So Excited And Happy

to any of the people wondering about this au

yeah. i’m still thinking about them

COUHG I MEAN HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOBY WE LOVE YOU

NOOOO ALL OF THE DAILY DELTARUNE CHARACTERS IVE BEEN FOLLOWING ARE ALL ON BREAK HOW COUL YOUUU

you know i am deeply tempted to make a visual rant of how to draw chubby characters because too many times i have seen accidental mpreg and i feel like i need to do something about that.

fiddleford (stargazing with ford like 30 years prior): ..hey, stanford? ford:yes, fidds? fiddleford:have ya ever thought of.. y'know, settlin' down? startin' a family? ford:oh, dont be silly! i dont need a wife to be content with my life. i simply wish to focus on my research. fiddleford:..riight. fiddleford:(..a.. wife..?)

stan (on the stan o' war II at some point): hey ford. ford: yes, stanley? stan:you got yourself a boyfriend or anything yet? ford: ford:did. did you mean girlfriend? stan: sixer. did it sound like i said girlfriend? ford:...i mean- stan:you had a FRAMED PHOTO of nikola tesla on your desk in your secret little study area. i dont want to hear it. ford:...okay, fair enough. and uh... no, i have not yet found a romantic partne- stan:haha no bitches. or bastards. ford: >:( stan: :)

this is canon.

ok i have another ford headcanon. what? its nwhs birthday still? ohhh. yeaah. this is totally related to that. happy 10 years of ford or whatever. this is definitely for that and i planned this ford pines is a trinket guy. this man has 12 shelves full of just little things. figurines, stickers, posters, prints, pins, magnets, plushies. he has it all. tardis figurines. doctor who posters. star trek posters. mothman plushies. pine trees everywhere. even mcguckets inventions that hes gifted to him (THEYRE MARRIED) are put on display. he loves having stuff to look at. he loves collecting shit. every little gift hes ever received is lovingly placed on a shelf or wall. you cant see out of the back window of that mans car from the amount of stickers and decals (probably to the point where its technically illegal but that never stopped him). you cant trust that man unsupervised in a store because he WILL be making impulsive purchases (or just stealing them. you know his pockets are filled to the brim with random stuff everytime he leaves a place.) he loves it. he loves it so so so so so much. he probably has a fuck ton of piercings and accessories and jewelry too. he loves decorating himself. its so much fun for him are you kidding. stan wears flashy shit for the sake of showing wealth. ford does it for the love of the game.

me looking at the tad strange tag because i wanna see stuff of him with the woodpecker guy and all i see is some random ass blue square (i had no idea about the tad strange incident of 2015): . what the hell happened here.

fiddtober day 22. this one is kinda lazy tbh

i just thought of something and need to add an honorable mention for stanford specifically "bingle bongle dingle dangle. yippity to. yippity ta. ping pong. lippy tappy to ta." thank you for coming to my ted talk

the vocal stims have been hitting different lately which lead me to thinking about what stanley or stanfords vocal stims would be. stan would probably just scream or make weird animal noises. nobody really knows where those came from. that or he would just randomly recite advertisements from the 80's at insane speed. stanford. he just imitates different noises he heard from other dimensions. or speaks in those other languages.

alright let me take a crack at this

there are a few plot holes that we need to avoid here. and by a few i mean a good amount.

stan’s criminal record. nobody would want to take the identity of someone who still has jail time to serve. so this will have to be an au where a. it takes place before stan turns to crime or b. stan doesn’t commit crime at all. or a secret third option where ford doesn’t even realize how much of a criminal stan is until he’s too far in and has to learn how to run from the cops.

the fingers. nobody in gravity falls ever noticed that ford had 6 fingers, so it was easy for them to just go with a normal guy who had 5. but someone with 5 fingers seeming to randomly grow an extra finger? strange. especially since stan is much more sociable than ford. the guy who’s known for being super talkative and knows everyone in town suddenly locks himself away in his house? also strange.

stanley needs to be out of the picture one way or another. probably not dead?

ford needs a motive. this has two parts two it. a. he needs a reason to leave his old identity behind and b. he needs a reason to take stan’s identity specifically.

so with all of this in mind. i give you this.

stan gets to gravity falls before ford does. thinks “hey this place isn’t on any maps. no cops will find me here!”

settles in. makes a good living off of being a tourist trap.

he uses the bill summoning thing as another attraction. Very Stupid Idea.

bill comes to make a deal with stan. thinks “hey look there’s a guy i can con.”

stan gets approached by bill for a deal. thinks “hey look there’s a guy i can con.”

stan goes missing

ford arrives to gravity falls.

ford does not have grant money. people don’t believe in his weirdness theory because they think he’s just talking about the tourist trap that used to be there for a while.

finds an old abandoned shack.

investigates old abandoned shack.

“hey wait a minute. not only are there scraps of proof for my theory, but these are stan’s belongings!”

ford thinks. nobody takes him seriously. people don’t seem to take stan’s disappearance seriously either.

“hey! what if i took on his identity, reopened the tourist trap, and used this footing for money and such while i look for stan?”

and thus. ford takes stan’s identity, runs the tourist trap and tries to look for his brother.

the excuse for the fingers is that he had a run in with some kind of magical creature. it gifted him with extra dexterity in the form of extra fingers. everyone loves it.

ford learns to run from the cops. something he never thought he would have to do.

You know what? We have Stanley pretending to be Stanford for a long ass time

Now give me an AU where Stanford pretends to be Stanley. I don't know man, like he wasn't anyone you could even pretend to be. Stanley is a nobody. Basically.

So this AU would be where he is someone somewhere and Stanford has to pretend to be him. Why? I don't know, figure it out.