I Rarely Have A Visceral Reaction To A TikTok But This One... This One Got Me

six weeks six fucking weeks . someone please god teach the women of Texas about period charting because the need to know like the second they can possibly know

So you're writing slash for a gay pirate show...

Awesome! Have so much fun :D

That said, if you are the kind of person who feels compelled to engage in historical accuracy, I feel like you should know that your average gay pirates didn't do oral sex. Handjobs, frottage, anal sex? All a big Yes but no oral. No blowjobs and no rimming. That was just...not a thing for pirates. It was considered a taboo during the Age of Piracy. Why? Well, the main reason theorized is that the hygiene practiced by the classes that produced men who were on-board ships for months at a stretch was not really, um, conducive to putting your mouth anywhere you didn't have to. You know who did oral? The elite. The wealthy. The folks who could afford to wash their ass on the reg. Just an interesting sex fact available to you when writing class differences in the pirate era, if ya need it.

I read about it in Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition : English Sea Rovers in the Seventeenth-Century Caribbean, Second Edition which I read cover to cover 5 years ago. Yes, it is a scholarly work on queer pirate sex.

If you're curious about Gay Pirate Fucking and want to lean into some historical references, I downloaded the relevant chapters (1 - about 17th century sodomy and 4 - pirate sexuality). Take or leave it but if you want to download it from my Dropbox, these chapters might provide some inspiration or guidance or things to make raucous fun of. Regardless, I wanted you all to have an option to access what I have if you want it.

Happy sails and good writing, fairy pirates.

(This is chapter 4 - I've been informed it wasn't included in the first download! SORRY ABOUT THAT!)

New Doctor Who fan in 2025? Geez man talk about being late to the party, somebody give this guy a recap of the past 60 years please

Lmao jokes aside hi I drew these like a month ago, you can have them now. They started out as simple doodles and then I got too in the zone so I went back to sorta color all of them, it was a really fun exercise! I should try that again.

some of my flight rising dragons

Objects as spaceships, by Eric Geusz

Two movies I like

*looks up a product review on youtube*

*person taps product for a minute straight with glittery nails*

Ma'am, I don't know morse code..

A goblin and an elf have decided to defy tradition and get married. Their ceremony will be held in the magical forest in accordance with elven tradition.

"In the 70s it was black and minority ethnic people, in the 80s it was gay people, trans people are just the latest to get it in the neck from comedians who can't be bothered to try at their jobs anymore. I cannot stand there and watch another dogshit comedian go: 'Ooohh if a woman can identify as a man, maybe I'll identify as a chair!' Why don't you identify as good comedians, you hack motherfuckers?!"

- Nish Kumar: "It's In Your Nature To Destroy Yourselves pt.2"

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian