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Emoji me your motivations (thoughts), our anticipation (call to actionable outcums ) and inspirations (possible real interactions).

Send me emojis

😎 - I stalk your blog on the regular

🔥 - You’re hot AF

😊 - Your blog makes me smile

😘 - I’d date you

🙅🏼‍♂️ - You ain’t all that

🙈- You make me horny

🙄 - Stop being an attention whore

😈 - I wanna fuck you

😣 - I don’t like you

🙊 - I wish we talked

💩 - Your blog is shit

🥃 - I’d like to get drunk with you

👍🏻 - Your blog is inspiring

💋 - I wanna make out with you

🍩 - You’re sweet

😍 - I have a serious crush on you

💦 - Your blog make me wet

☕️ - I’d like to get a coffee with you

👅 - I wanna take in all of you

👎 - Delete your blog

🍺 - I’d buy you a beer

Talk about the Cats’ Meow got Cat by the Tail....and He is not gettin any..... and neither am I

Let him do it. But on these condition. He has to send pictures and narratives and no secret rendezvous. You get the full background before you approve anything. And every time he can do this only on your approval… your honey-dolist is ✅. You tell her it’s okay. No one is in the wonderment of anything going awry. You get the wet real fantasy of knowing he is plowing into another woman’s body with reckless abandon! You can invision the woman with every detail of your new favorite pornstar husband! Some very hot erotica awaits your life ahead!

If you can’t see this then tell him absolutely not you bring this up again we’re done!

Would you be okay with a hall pass?

So my husband and I had a conversation the other day that really irked me. We are long distance right now, and he made a joke about finding some other girl to fuck cuz he was horny. And I half-joked back and said he wouldn’t do it even if I gave him permission to. And this spiraled into a weird argument because he wouldn’t just admit that he wouldn’t have sex with a rando. Finally I got him to admit it, but his reason was that it would destroy me and I would never be able to forgive him for that. And it kinda hurt my feelings because I wanted him to say it because he loves me and doesn’t want anyone else. Idk. I’m just here to vent. But I would like input. What do you guys think?

That's why I use a phone carrier and watch that only shows my messages when I turn it a certain way.

So true.!🔥❤️👫💍

And not just some of the time… all of the time!

Thinking there are a few gents that might just benefit from this bit of wisdom…. Then again I could be wrong. The originator’s account was deactivated but don’t let this (my opinion) valuable piece of wisdom fall to the memory of dissidence

all text and layout by me

and to clarify:  i’m well aware that the women of tumblr are more than capable of speaking for themselves.

my hope was merely to take what I understand about their plight, 

and present it in a concise/humorous fashion with the hope of getting that message to more people.  

-RG

And here I thought I was just going blind.  

This is really the ultimate for me to be so vulnerable, trusting and for her to be uninhibited. It doesn’t happen the same no matter how hard we try!

Make the Pledge! Sound off WHEN you go over the edge…lol

The best sex I’ve ever had was with a “BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMAN”. the most meaningful relationship I’ve ever know is with a “BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMAN” I am not pussy whipped!. I am BIG ASS. BIG TITTIE BIG ARMS, BIG THIGH WHIPPED but most of all Im BIG Brain WHIPPED. Hear the voices of the many MEN that want to have that BIG experince? No? Thats because your letting all the noise of complainers whiners and NAYSAYERS come to the front of you Mind. I tell you if you was keeping them at the back of your rear thier jaws would drop wide open as you walked away into a tall strong confident smart man’s arms who’s hand just bonded to that beautul round bum.  BELEIVE THAT!

For all my plus size girls

- Coconut oil is great for boob sweat

- Essential oils/Deodorant for thigh chafing

- Crop tops? WEAR THAT

- Wanna ride his/her face? Do it. They’re grown. They will find a way to breathe.

- Afraid to have sex with the lights on? Girl, they knew what they signed up for, flaunt them stretch marks. Guarantee you that your confidence will turn them on even more

- Double chin troubles? Search for contouring videos on youtube

- Trouble with confidence? Walk with your shoulders back and your head high, I promise you it works

-Scared to eat in fear of judgment? Please eat, they’re probably not paying you any attention and if they are? Fuck em

- Worried about if you could get away with wearing that? Well I’m telling you that you CAN

And last but not least important, ALWAYS remember:

-YOU FUCKING PRETTY, BITCH