Crazy How The Dark Academia Aesthetic Makes People Actually Brain Dead When THE WHOLE POINT Of The Genre

going to therapy so i can get over my anxiety and start commenting on ao3

guys it’s getting a little hard to tell what’s stucky fanart and what’s sentryagent/voidwalker

As an aroace metalhead it’s really wild seeing all these ace or aro positivity blogs posting lists of all the songs they know that aren’t about sex and/or romance and there’s like… sixteen songs, TOPS.

Guys. Metal. You want some really good music that isn’t about sex or “love”? Here are my recommendations.

Amon Amarth: A melodic death metal band revolving around Vikings and Norse mythology. Recommended songs: Deciever of the Gods, Twilight of the Thunder God, The Way of Vikings, Guardians of Asgard

Judas Priest: They have like three love songs I know of. And one is mostly about being goth, so… yeah. They’re Judas fucking Priest, dude. Recommended songs: Ram It Down, The Sentinel, the ENTIRETY of the album Painkiller.

Candlemass: Do you like spooky things? Are you a goth? THEN CANDLEMASS IS A BAND FOR YOU. This is Black Sabbath with the goth factor cranked up to eleven. Recommended songs: The Bleeding Baroness, Solitude, Witches, Assassin of Light, Mourner’s Lament, Bewitched

Metallica: The archetypal thrash metal band. Their first four albums are amazing, the fifth started to slip. Don’t listen to Load or anything beyond. I… don’t think they have a single love song on any of these albums. Recommended songs: Master of Puppets, Of Wolf and Man, Ride the Lightning, Trapped Under Ice

Blind Guardian: Do you like fantasy? Listen to Blind Guardian. Seriously. Recommended songs: Mirror Mirror, Lionheart, A Voice In the Dark

Alestorm: Ahoy! Are ye the type to chase a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT kind o BOOTY? Then get ye some Alestorm, matey! They sing about PIRATES! Recommended songs: Fucked With an Anchor (it’s about a guy who is cursed with swearing in nonsensical ways. Catchy and HILARIOUS.), You Are a Pirate (Yes, a metal cover of THAT You Are a Pirate. Absolutely glorious.)

Metal, guys. Metal.

do your eyes ever tear up a little and then start stinging ominously?

sorry bad drawing i needed a visual representation

stupid idea

james: you’re so pretty

regulus: uhhhh…. you too

james: you think i’m pretty 🥺

Theory of Fantastic Beasts Locations

JK tweeted this last month….

At first I thought she was just being extra™ …

But, five movies, five languages. And we now know that the second Fantastic Beasts film is going to be set in Paris. So the possible locations (confirmed in bold) are:

FB1 - Five = New York

FB2 - Cinq = Paris (though JK confirmed bits of it would be in the UK)

FB3 - Funf = German speaking country, probably Germany or Switzerland

FB4- Cinco = Spanish or Portuguese speaking country… My money is on Brazil

FB5 - Cinque = Italy or Switzerland

lol my first reblog was christmas 2016 and it was about harry potter i really haven’t changed very much at all

Just John Deacon dancin’ in the lights

OK CAN I JUST SAY WILL’S “im,,,, not gonna,, fall in love,” was the shakiest and MOST unconfident thing ive ever heard