Even Master Telvanni Wizards Need Tea Breaks.

Lil mushroom enjoyer :3

stoats/ermines look like a cold bad bitches change my mind

There's an old legend about a senile wizard and his apprentice.

One day he took the lad to the forest to give him a profound lecture about everything that grew there. But the lecture was so loooong and boooring that by the end of they day... they both turned into mushrooms :)

Now, everytime you'll see two mushrooms in the fortest - that might be the elderly wizard and the poor apprentice bored to death!

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I sure can turn into a mushroom on some of my uni lectures lol.

Just to remind you:

Requests open

Take while they are still hot :3

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Note:

I treat them as merely suggestions, I just might draw it if the subject seems interesting enough.

One cool person told me this would make a good meme template :)

(Here's the original idea)

POV: Your lifelong fantasy: spend all of your days on building your own robots to produce incomparably that will fight against each other on your own robot arena!!! OwO

You work day and night on your ambitious project.

Here comes the day where everything seems to be finished. Then... DAMN! Unfortunately, your robots don't feel like attacking each other. They stand motionless right where they were. Hmmm... maybe their sensors weren't wired properly? Or you set some weird condition to be satisfied first?

Wait... there's this switch you forgot to turn on. Yes! The whole robot-robot aggression mechanism is finally activated!

But - you've seated yourself between two robots, idiot!

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I've met some cool people that are into robots recently (:

(recollecting my own memories of playing with robots, too)

a lovely letter secret third ending but if it was freaky

It costs €6,000 to allow someone to escape from the horror of war.

Today is a boiling hot, dusty day and it feels like everything is about to melt... But you can't be happier - your dad takes you on a tour to his workplace in a cool, damp mine full of giant kwamas and little scribs :D

The work in a mine is hard and exhausting - but he won't let you toil since you're his little princess on a very special trip :3

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The lil girl Rheavie is an OC of @katastronoot

(sorry, I didn't dig deep enough so I have no idea how Rheavie's dad looks like :/ )

Reblogging because I've added a note (it's this with one " * ") that mushrooms are not the best source of protein irl. Should have added it earlier, now I feel bad for spreading misinformation ):

I'm sorry.

Eat a lot of legumes and take care <3

I know that nobody asked, but here's some Telvanni lore for all the foodies.

Before you begin this culinary journey, check out this post about ash yams it's essential.

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Telvanni Cuisine

It’s obvious that Telvanni have an extensive knowledge of fungi.  After all, they live in huge mushrooms and collect and plant numerous species from all across the Tamriel to use them in their potions. It goes without saying that their cuisine is also quite fungal. The commonfolk at Telvanni settlements as most of the Dunmer source their protein both from fungi* and insect meat. But Telvanni nobles love nurturing peculiar worldviews and traditions that differentiate them from other races - or even other Dunmer. One of them is their distaste for anything that doesn’t grow in soil. They frown upon hunter traditions of Ashlanders and stock-raising of house Redoran and regard them as “primitive” in contrast to the delicate art of growing fungi. The alchemy ingredients are an obvious exception from this rule, but in general as their occupations don’t usually include menial work, their light and low-calorie cuisine perfectly matches their lifestyle. This resulted in traditional cuisine of the nobility being solely plant-, or more specifically, mushroom-based**, that contrasts sharply with the cuisine of Skyrim that is rich in venison and other animal-based foods***. Noble Telvanni shun debilitating ingredients such as alcohol and moon sugar in their everyday cuisine, as keeping their minds sharp is their main priority. In order to get an indulgent sweet taste marshmerrow is used instead. Telvanni rarely import vast quantities of vegetables from other provinces as house Hlaalu does. They use commonly grown foods like saltrice, ash yams or mushrooms as the base ingredients of the dishes. In some aspects they prefer to stick to the Dunmer traditions. The nobles, though, indulge themselves in expensive imported berries - not only because of their magic-enhancing abilities but also because of their extravagant taste. As the Telvanni ranks feature numerous alchemists the import of alchemical ingredients is obviously very common. Telvanni chefs gradually incorporated some of the exotic spices into traditional cuisine. Especially valued are the most characterful of them that fancy up the bland taste of mushrooms, such as juniper, ginseng or garlic****. * In real life mushrooms are a rather poor source of protein compared to legumes like beans and lentil. But since there are no legumes in TES universe (at least as far as I know) let's suppose there are some protein-rich mushrooms Telvanni can plant. ** It’s also worth mentioning that I’m a Telvanni-fixated vegan ass myself so that’s a more probable reason why I made my beloved house also vegan xD *** A lovely example of that contrast you can encounter in @thana-topsy ‘s fanfic “Breathing Water”. This would nicely explain Neloth’s preference for apple cabbage stew. **** This recipe for example resembles Telvanni cuisine, it was one of the inspirations from my imaginary dishes above.

Above I’ve come up with some examples of what noble Telvanni would eat on a daily basis.

Thanks for reading that and take care :3

bbydoll 🥺🥀