Everyone Says Who You First Marry In Skyrim Says A Lot About You But I Married That Homeless Guy In Windhelm

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Autumn is coming, graveyards are becoming increasingly interesting places to study.

Evening falls. The atmosphere would be almost idyllic if it wasn't for the stench of a decomposing cat.

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My Dunmer kiddo in a scarf doing some shady things again :)

Theoretically this is my OC, but gives very "Neloth" vibes (I guess I need to give him more distinctive features in the future).

So go on, you can think this is young Neloth.

Oh my gosh I'd love to see the fellowship at a gas station! Merry and Pippin would get the weirdest and most tooth rotting snacks. Boromir (ultimate cool dad friend) is staring out the window getting angrier and angrier as he watches all the transport trucks that he just spent 4 hours passing drive ahead of them. Frodo got left behind because while Boromir was rushing everyone to the car, he was still standing at the travel book shelves, reading the sumeries for every single one trying to pick a good one for the rest of the trip. Sam was waiting with him.Gandalf didn't notice that they weren't there because he was asleep in the car and no one wanted to wake him.

And Pippin and Merry see a cute dog in a motorcycle side-car, and after jumping in to pet it, they get accidentally kidnapped by a biker gang, who don't realize they're there until three states later

Talvas, breaking his busy schedule for a moment.

I've heard that he's a bit of a screamer.

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Uhhh, I hope I won't get thrown into a certain kind of jail for posting that.

Which flavour of problematic lesbian do you prefer?

Neloth brainwashing his employee with more Sixth House propaganda 👹

master vanus, we caught your child eating worms again

(i cant stop think ab your divorce child for some time @caliblorn)

Chrome and her Golden Saint crush

I don't know. I... maybe? It's what... it's what he wanted. He just needed their energy. I don't know! I hope I didn't. But... maybe I...

Please, you have to believe me!"

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You deserved this, Ralis.

For 11000 gold I could buy a house and feed a family of four, you know?

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*text slightly altered

Big Skyrim doggo :3

It's my OC Warsworth, a really friendly big boy. He protecc, he attacc - but most importantly - he wants to spend all of his life on your lap :3

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Dug up some old drawing from the era I was interested in concept art.

I didn't draw it ALL BY MYSELF, it's just an edited/overpainted photo to make him look more fun :)

it's like root beer one of a kind