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Alfred, dying (but this will NEVER happen cuz Alfred is invincible): Goodbye... I love you all...

Dick, crying: Alfred!! No! You can't die!!

Damien: Yes Alfred! We can't survive!!

Alfred, weakly: You'll be alright...

Jason: We really won't be

Alfred: Master Bruce will take care of you.

Bruce: I really can't

Tim: Yeah, remember that one time where Bruce was making cereal.

Alfred: What's wrong with that?

Dick: ...he burnt the whole kitchen...

Bruce: Ok! That was one time!

Jason: But what about the time where you burnt the toast? Or when you forgot to cook?

Bruce: ...

Alfred: ...

Alfred: Alright you guys won't survive.

do i spy an Epic The Musical Antinous SIMP? 🤔🧐🫵 :0

Oh no! They've found me! 🫢🫣😶‍🌫️

:0

My Antinous design, I'm kinda in love?<3

PLSSS YOU'RE MY 69TH FOLLOWER JSJEVAMAMBDV ( Also Thank you sooo much for that ❤️)

HAH 69 yOu KnOw WhAt ThAt MeAnS- (I love you and your sass thank you for existing 😩❤)

Those crystals don't even sound like they're from this dimension! Also, why would I put a rock on the coffee??

Why would anybody?? Doesn't coffee already have enough 'energy' as it is?

Pfft, I made myself laugh. Please don't put rocks into beverages, bacteria exist!

Facebook keeps giving me ads that are like:

"HOW TO TELL YOUR CRYSTALS ARE FAKE

1. If you hold them in your hand they get warmer."

???? According to whomst???

"2. Real Crystals don't chip or break! "

....mohs hardness scale my beloved.

And there's another one that keeps showing up by the same company that's like:

"STOP stirring your coffee with fake crystals!!!"

And it's like... what in world is happening here?

Today’s Inktober prompt was “Guidebook” and I had a wonderful idea

Bonus:

My demands have indeed been met. I release you from your reference hell.

In all seriousness though, it’s beautiful and I love it! Thank you, thank you for taking my request!

...now leave me to my staring...

got a demand request from @fullmetal-dog for snow villiers from ff13, thanks for making me stare at him for hours and remember just how stupidly pretty he is

The outfit- I- PLEASE!

finally bringing slutty men back to comic book media let’s gooooo

Thank you for answering this so thoroughly! Your response was fascinating. Little Simra poring over charcoal glyphs scratched over the hearth is one of my favorite bits of imagery so far. But most of all I relished the chance to learn more about Simra’s mother. As with Soraya, her presence is felt more immediately through her impact on Simra and his father than through the rare glimpses we get of who she was otherwise - for me, the effect is reminiscent of the feeling you get craning your neck to see something through a barred window or the slats of a fence. What details you do manage to pick out are all the more vivid for the strain of searching. For instance, I remember returning again and again in my mind for days after I’d read it to the image of a soft leather jacket left behind with Verru (unfinished?) after her death, that she’d intended as a wedding gift for Soraya.

I have to confess, though, about an hour after I sent my question off I suddenly remembered that I already knew that Simra’s parents were literate - he writes them both at least once, doesn’t he? And the letters for his father are couched in a rather touchingly careful Dunmeris, even. So I felt like a huge dork all morning. (⌒_⌒;) Guess I should have slept on it instead of rolling out of bed in the middle of the night to ask, huh?

If I remember correctly, most Ashlanders are illiterate, forgoing a written tradition in favor of an oral one. Assuming that Simra's parents follow convention in this, then how did Simra come by his letters? And what does Simra's mother in particular, as a former wisewoman-in-training, think of his unorthodox affinity for the written word?

[This is a very good question. Mostly because it does something my favourite questions do. It asks something for which I don’t already have an answer. But it asks something that needed to be asked. It’s something useful to me. So already, thanks for that.Simra’s parents were travellers of Ashlander extraction. They didn’t spend all their time with the Zainab. So yes, while they were raised within and each participated within an oral tradition - particularly on the part of Ishar, his mother - they were literate to one degree or another.It was actually Ishar, rather than Simra’s father, who was the better linguist, reader, and writer. His father never learnt more than a few things outside of Dunmeris. Her background gave her more of a respect for knowledge, however the knowers store it and keep it known, orally or literarily.Bringing up her children in Skyrim, it was she that educated them in mixed Tamrielic and Dunmeris: reading, writing, arithmetic, bits and pieces of history, theology. She would not have her children go without the skills that they’d need to live as something other than Ashlanders.Admittedly, young Simra paid more attention than Soraya. This learning did not come from reading, however, but through listening. Even Simra’s literacy comes from watching his mother scratch letters and words in charcoal above their fireplace. And the oral nature of these lessons is perhaps part of the reason Simra has such a good verbal memory.In short, Simra’s no Zainab. He’s Dunmer, and part of Morrowind’s diaspora. He’s of Zainab blood, raised by parents who were raised Zainab. He himself admits that he’s a Dunmer of Skyrim, however — inheritor of some Ashlander traditions, but barred off from others, and proud of both.So he’s an unorthodox Dunmer in one sense. But he was raised by an unorthodox womer, after all — why d’you think she didn’t ever become a full-fledged wisewoman? For the most part it was Ishar who refused to acclimatise to this new place and new culture, his heart living with his wife and children, but belonging back in the Grazelands.]

That's how it be sometimes, ok?

Either you are up for 3 to 4 days or passed out for the next 36 hours, give or take a couple of hours.

Just don't question it.

@aphcanadaiscool and I have been yellin headcanons at each other for a while, one of my faves that've come of that is "Max doesn't have a normal sleep schedule he just goes till he fucken drops and Sam takes a nap beside him because Why Not" so. had to draw it !